Eric Runs for ODTUG Board of Directors
Dallas, TX News today from the ITSide in a momentous announcement that Eric Helmer is running for the ODTUG Board of Directors.
Mr. Helmer was met with hundreds of reporters this afternoon outside his lavish mansion in Dallas, TX where he officially announced his intent to serve the user community on the ODTUG board of directors.
Scores of reporters and photographers amidst high security officials filled the streets as Eric made his announcement about 11am Tuesday morning.
Eric Proclaims: “It would be an honor and a privilege to serve this user community.” He also suggests that the position is for an organization that should be called the “Board of Representatives rather than the Board of Directors” which was met with an unprecedented cheering and applause from the reporter audience.
He also announced the launching of his campaign site, Eric4ODTUG.com, which articulates his goals and platform. He also hinted at a possible smear campaign that will target the 15 other nominees jockeying for one of coveted slots on the board, saying that frequent updates will be made throughout the campaign that will uncover the hidden agendas of his competition.
Eric’s platform is one of making progress, unifying the user community, increasing available content for the members, and modernizing the organization.